Monday Romance

If your partner has to work late, take a lunch box and fill it with some of her favorite things such as chocolates, herbal tea, cookies, a small teddy bear.

Next, get a piece of paper and write

“Michelle’s Late Night Survival Pack”

Draw a big red cross below this and stick the paper to the top of the box. Tell your partner to open the box when things get really tough.

Tantalizing Thursday

OrgasM&M
This is a great little game that’s not only fun, but will also help you discover erogenous zones on your woman’s body that you never knew existed.

Here’s What You Need:
One piece of candy-coated chocolate, plain variety.

Here’s How You Do It:
Get your partner naked. Hand them the candy.

Turn out the lights so that the room is completely dark.

Tell your lover to lie down and hide the candy somewhere on their body. Depending on where they choose to hide it, they may need to lick one side in order for it to stick, remaining in place.

Once the candy is hidden, it’s your job to find it using only your tongue.

Glide your tongue over every inch of their body. Take your sweet time.

Pay attention to any reaction that you get — and where your tongue is when you get it (this information will be very valuable whenever the two of you make love in the future).

When you finally locate the candy, keep it on the tip of your tongue and press it against the clitoris or tip of the penis.

Pleasure your partner orally until they melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Monday Romance

Memorize one of Shakespeare’s love sonnets and recite it to your partner when you are in a romantic setting like a botanical garden. Don’t just suddenly start reciting poetry as this will just sound corny.

While you are cuddling your partner, ask in a joking manner, “So is now a good time to recite a love poem to you?” She will probably say yes, expecting you to come up with something of the “Roses are Red…” variety.

Instead, look into her eyes, smile and recite the sonnet while you gently stroke her face. Try the sonnet below. If this is too long, just memorize the first four lines and the last two.

Shakespeare Love Sonnet 18
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed,
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature’s changing course untrimmed.
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest,
Nor shall Death brag thou wander’st in his shade
When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

Tantalizing Thursday

Oriental Shoe Shine
Here’s an incredibly stimulating technique that gets its name from the back and forth motion you perform with a silk scarf.

Here’s What You Need:
One long silk scarf.
One short silk scarf.

Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked.

Use the short silk scarf to blindfold her and have her stand with her legs slightly apart.

Now you stand at your woman’s side, facing her.

Run the long silk scarf gently over your woman’s body. Let her feel it on her arms, breasts, buttocks and legs. After a couple of minutes, place the scarf in between your woman’s legs. Hold one end in front of her, the other behind. Essentially, she should be straddling the scarf.

Raise both ends of the scarf above your woman’s midsection so that the middle barely touches her clitoris and vagina. Glide the scarf back and forth as if you were “buffing” this delicate area. The longer your strokes, the better.

Next, lie down on your back with your head in between your woman’s feet. Tell her to kneel and, as she does, drape the scarf over your mouth.

Using your hands, guide your woman’s hips so that her vagina is positioned directly above your mouth. Pleasure your woman orally through the smooth, silk scarf.

Monday Romance

Get a piece of paper and some crayons. Draw a bright childlike picture with a smiley sun and two stick figures holding hands. Add labels with your two names pointing to the stick figures. Write “I Love You” inside a heart.

Next get a large formal envelope. Place your drawing inside and type up a formal address label of your partner’s work such as:

For the immediate and urgent attention of:
Susie Smith
Suite 101
Collins & Smith Solicitors
New York

Mail it to your partner so she receives it in the middle of a busy day.

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